And the trash can has no lid

I find all types of stuff

I'm ready to just dig in

There's lots of chicken bones and lots of chicken skin

It's an open buffet after all

 

It's an open buffet after all

It's an open buffet after all

It's an open buffet after all

It's just a big buffet

 

When she's not due home

Until atleast nine

It feels like heaven, it feels so devine

To feel my molars tear apart

Anything that I can devour

It's an open buffet after all

 

There's left over meat loaf

 and scraps as far as the eye can see

Oh gosh, oh golly, how lucky I am

I see a tuna can and it's all just for me

It's an open buffet after all

 

It's an open buffet after all

It's an open buffet after all

It's an open buffet after all

Just a big buffet

 

I scatter it here, I scatter it there

All over the linoleum and on the stairs

I just don't care where it goes

As long as it doesn't pass my nose

It's an open buffet after all