The dieters in the kitchen with a silver spoon
After eating celery she is crazy as a lune
She hasn't eaten any real food since who knows when
But she's going to cheat a little
She's going to have a mighty good slice of pie
Yea, she's going to have a really good time
The dieters in the kitchen with a silver spoon
After so many salads she's crazy as a lune
She hasn't had ice cream since she don't know when
But the Dairy Queen is open all night
She'll have a mighty good time
Her pants ripped at the seam the other day
The doctor told her you have not been following your diet
And that's not okay
So
